Vilified! - Red Meat for Conservatives from a Guy who’s Got a Lot of Beefs

Date: 6/16/09

Top 10 Reasons David Letterman Apologized Twice to Sarah Palin

10. Palin’s trained Grizzly bear now armed with GPS unit pointing to Letterman’s Connecticut home!

9. Palin can see Letterman’s media bias from her house!

8. CBS was considering sending Letterman to Bermuda to hang with the Wiegers!

7. Some of Letterman’s jokes summed up in two words: water-boring!

6. Never one to roll over, Palin walks softly and carries a big hockey stick!

5. The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: lipstick. The difference between a Late Show host and an apology: lip service!

4. Palin has a down child. Letterman is having a downward spiral!

3. Palin doesn’t believe in abortion. Letterman is so far left, he wants to change the show name from “Late Show” to “Late Term”!

2. Think Sarah Palin - think “Iditarod”. Think David Letterman - think “I did a Dumb Joke”!

1. The first time Letterman apologized it was hard to understand him because his foot was still in his mouth!

Corey Deitz