Vilified!
by Corey Deitz
Red Meat for Conservatives from a Guy Who's Got a Lot of Beefs
Date: 7/18/09
Why Won’t White House Release Bo Obama’s Real Driver’s License?
There’s been a lot of talk and controversy over the past few years about President Barack Obama’s birth certificate. Some people question his “natural born” American status which would put his qualifications for being president into jeopardy.
“Where’s the real birth certificate,” cry critics?
There have been lawsuits, court proceedings, and a lot of pushback from Obama concerning this issue. It’s troubling – something so simple it seems could be resolved so easily.
Yet, as for me I think most of you are missing the real story here.
Bo - the Obama’s new dog - appears to have presented the press with false credentials as well – a Hawaiian driver license which is obviously bogus.
“I knew the license was a fake as soon as I read the fine print,” says a newsman who preferred to remain anonymous. “I mean it has his height as 5 foot 10 and weight as 150 pounds. What am I, stupid?”
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Other discrepancies concerning dates and expiration are fairly blatant and there’s even the possibility that Bo’s signature was forged.
White House sources have dismissed criticism of Bo’s license and suggest this is just one more way the far-right is trying to discredit both Bo, the Portuguese Water Dog, and the Obama family.
According to one anonymous White House source, “Let’s just say we’ve known the dog for some time now and we’re pretty satisfied his papers are in order, especially his driver’s license.”
Corey Deitz