Vilified!
by Corey Deitz
Red Meat for Conservatives from a Guy Who's Got a Lot of Beefs
Date: 10/03/09
Sarah Palin’s Top 10 Reasons Someone Tried to Blackmail David Letterman
As you have probably heard, some guy who works at CBS’ 48 Hours program, attemped to extort $2 million dollars from David Letterman otherwise he threatened to tell the media about Letterman’s sexual exploits with staff members.
What a perfect opportunity for Sarah Palin to get a little payback, having been the butt of his jokes for so long.
Sarah Palin’s Top 10 Reasons Someone Tried to Blackmail David Letterman
10. Female staffers on The Late Show say CBS now stands for Creepy Boss in just Socks!
9. He may work on The Late Show but apparently, he’s always “early” - according to some of his lovers!
8. Two words: Foreplay Cam!
7. Palin can see recorded images of a naked Letterman from her front porch!
6. While Letterman was poking fun at Palin as governor, what he really needed was a governor on his zipper.
5. Difference between a politician and David Letterman? Politicians screw people they work for, Letterman screws people who work for him.
4. Letterman, a staunch Democrat, is in favor of a Pubic Option
3. Apparently, Worldwide Pants is more than just the name of his production company
2. Worldwide Pants produced Everybody Loves Raymond. Make that “David”
1. There’s something creepy about gap-toothed sex!
- Corey Deitz
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