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Corey Deitz
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machines into pomegranate juice dispensers, put everyone on a diet, and
pass socialized health medicine to encourage healthy life choices like
cruciferous vegetables instead of cake frosting.
Thank you for caring about me. Now, shut up and pass the
frosting.
Look: don’t tell me how many quarter-pounders to eat or when it’s
time to exact a pound of flesh for my sins. If I wanted someone to tell me
what to do, I’d go home and spend time with my wife. And you far-right
wing nuts listen up: if I wanted more quality time with zealots, I’d call
Howie Mandel and start a game show called, Zeal or No Zeal.
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